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“Knife-blade-treble guitars and the vengeful crash of the early Who and Kinks” - ROLLING STONE

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“Nic Armstrong brings the fuzz and bubblegum in spades…the song writing is so strong.” - PASTE

He has a suit adorned by the modern bachelor A brand new suit bought on credit from a strip center He ties up his laces plucks a petal from the nearest vase A brand new liver and some lungs just to test his jaw He’s a sight for sore eyes waiting for the signal to say surprise Thom the John he’s up and he’s on and he’s off on one Introduced in the nude to a part of town With the creases and the kinks of a dressing down Covered in gauze and covered in chocolate A big hen pecking round the yard for his just dessert He’s a sight for sore eyes waiting for the signal to say surprise Thom the John he’s up and he’s on and he’s off on one Kick off your shoes cash your pay cheque popping bubblewrap nickel and dime Out patient at the train startion get your ticket to the sea side You’ve fallen on the rocks I think it’s kinda sexy Get off your face You got to get it off your chest

Thom the John just a name Exit left off the junction by the motorway He takes a seat in his suite at the motel chain Promises are kept and promises don’t turn out receipts A bra and a paddle at the bottom of the quilted sheets He’s a sight for sore eyes waiting for the signal to say surprise Thom the John he’s up and he’s on and he’s off on one He’s a sight for sore eyes waiting for the signal to say surprise Thom the John he’s up and he’s on and he’s off on one Thom the John he’s up and he’s on and he’s off on one

Oysters on the half shell Blooded conversation An avalanche of ideas On a express train Holding hands at night Running rings around the circle line I love you soft and low Standing on the sidewalk Traffic light says don’t walk Talon torn road fork RemindXXXX of a trapdoor A simple handheld device No need to tape it to the underside I love you soft and low I love you soft and low

I love you soft and low The horizon unfolds Underworld rivers don’t flow and when the anaesthetic learns to shake you off the dam is breached and water rushes in Skating on arrival Am I an animation? The corridors of power Money and persuasion Mosquitoes in a thunderstorm The footsteps carry on I love you soft and low I love you soft and low I love you soft and low

Pipe dream come true Pipe dream kaleidoscope Pipe dream hold true Can’t see the disturbance Motivation out of whirlpools Elevated arm and a sad tattoo Falling foul of a police dominatrix Stalling under observation Swipe right for things to happen Giving out two magic markers Two bit two byte side part side swipe Hailing taxis at the stadium

We’re hailing taxis amid altercations We’re hailing taxis in all directions Hailing taxis in dicey situations Disadvantage levitation It’s too cherry flavour and not in your nature It’s your soft skin against the nation Organic laughter pure agony Oh my saviour in Khxxx St Cecilia no small change to tag you Hailing taxis communicating badly We’re hailing taxis suffering fools gladly Ice cube naked body Giving out your business card with a coffee Swimming pool and a second cup of coffee In and out rub it in lock it up tight We’re hailing taxis in all directions We’re hailing taxis in all directions Hailing taxis cut the cake wrong Hailing taxis at the stadium The rendezvous is giving me deja vu Ferris wheel and the smell of a carnival We got a target interception Real life looks better in slow motion We’re hailing taxis in all directions Hailing taxis and suffering fools gladly

It's the perfect time of year for a slip the word is out and you pin like a prick Hot and cold hard to grasp Slip and slide all over the floor work the room with a mobile phone hard core three point turn once I was holding on holding out but falling off walking and hysterical ooh ice age together together it’s the perfect start when you’re spouting off colouring in and joining the dots harping on about this and that jumping through hoops with an airline acquaintance once I was holding on holding out but falling off walking and hysterical ooh ice age together together together together together together together together together together you’d give it all for someone to touch give it all for someone to touch I’ll give you all my love for the hit and hope this desert rose that will only rip and cut this incredible thirst

Other releases (Available via UK iTUNES):

Nic Armstrong & The Thieves
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Madcap England
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